6 Predictions for 2006
Some things to look out for in ‘06:
- Prediction 1: French farmers will agree to abolish CAP and completely fund the EU through their own taxes.
- Prediction 2: Bob Geldof will launch a new campaign to free the world of Bob Geldof.
- Prediction 3: George W Bush will be identified as the missing link between ape and human and will thus be unable to promote the teaching of intelligent design in schools.
- Prediction 4: David Blunkett will sweep to power backed by an army of his own illegitimate children.
- Prediction 5: Charles Kennedy will have an entirely smooth year where his power increases and he doesn’t touch a drop of alcohol.
- Prediction 6: There will be free and fair elections in Iraq.
The Vox Polis team are off to William Hill. Have a great year!