Archive for March, 2006

Babies make good fertiliser- apparently!

Wednesday, March 29th, 2006

You’ve got to love Berlusconi’s new tactics. The election plan of rubbing shoulders with the great and the (not so) good wasn’t winning the election, so clearly a new tactic was needed: try and offend as many people as you can before the vote. Last week he attacked the business community, this week he’s taken on China.

At the weekend he said that the Chinese Communists “didn’t eat babies but boiled them to fertilise the fields.”

Berlusconi’s also done wonders for Italy’s tourist industry.

The US decided to warn their citizens that there could be violence and terrorism in Italy in the run up to election. Any other leader would have condemned that accusation, saying that Italy was a peaceful nation, that terrorism will not be a threat. Not Berlusconi. He decided to say “if I were an American, I, too, would be worried.” Well Berlusconi you should be worried- it looks likely you may be out of office very soon!

Prison for German filesharers

Sunday, March 26th, 2006

New laws have been passed in Germany that set the sentence for filesharing of copyright material for private use at 2 years. The sentence for those caught profiting from filesharing could be up to 5 years. Somewhat obviously the new laws are the result of some serious lobbying by the German film industry. I say obviously because it’s hard to imagine a democracy that claims to represent its people passing a law that according to the Federation of German Consumer Organisations “criminalises consumers”.

The signs of industry lobbying are clear in the comments of Günther Krings of the Christian Democrats:

“There should be no legal distinction between stealing chewing gum from a shop and performing an illegal download.”

The characterization of file sharing and theft has been a device used by the film industry for some time - watch a enough DVD trailers and you’ll see it in action. The problem is that file sharing is not theft as it doesn’t involve depriving a party of the possession of something (UK readers will be pleased to hear that the BBC have realised this). The crime being committed when you download a movie is copyright infringement which is a completely different thing. The counter argument used by the industry is that the act of copyright infringement deprives them of the money that would have resulted from a sale. The problem with this argument is that these ‘lost sales’ from file sharing are nebulous at best, indeed the Canadian record industry have begun to dispute these claims themselves.
Time will tell whether the new legislation will reduce file sharing but what is certain is that it will ordinary German citizens into criminals. The effect of turning a large percentage of a countries population into law breakers can only be to dilute respect for the law and disenfranchise voters.

Via The Times.

Anthony Charles Lynton Blair

Thursday, March 23rd, 2006

“I believe Tony Blair is an out-an-out rascal, terminally untrustworthy and close to being unhinged.” Matthew Paris obviously has his own agenda to push- he has come out, amongst other things, strongly in favour of David Cameron, but how fair an assessment is this? What are we to make of our Tony now? Is there really “something wrong in his head”?

In a sense this is a question of trust. You may not agree with the methods but you trust the motives of the man. But at what point does that break down, the illusion end and the emperor stand revealed?

The British system of government is based on trust. That is why we have never had a written constitution, a system of checks and balances, and instead have a Prime Minister with more personal prerogatives than the Secretary of the Communist Party, because we trust to their restraint, their decency. Our laws are reactive. They only exist to correct some problem, some shattering of the illusion of self governance. Hence campaign financing rules follow scandal.

The Iraq war has led many, including the Chancellor and Cameron, to call for Parliament to wrest the sole legal right to declare war from the PM. The implication is that, despite the vote taken, you just knew there was a strong chance Tony would have gone anyway. It was, after all, what God told him to do.

Suddenly unhinged doesn’t seem so far off the mark. I’m not against someone of a religious persuasion taking office, but Tony may as well have been asking the pot plant on his desk for advice for all the difference it makes. Faith must distort if fact runs contrary to it. Either that or you compromise your faith. To press on regardless, because ‘it’s the right thing to do’, is a kind of totalitarian, wild eyed zealousness, which our grinning Tony espouses so distastefully.

“Deconstructing Mr Blair’s mind is hopeless,” say Paris. But here is a man surely called by destiny. Unquestionably the leading politician of his generation, not that that says much, he took over a party he had little in common with, convinced it he was the ticket to power, moved them to the centre ground and won three consecutive elections. Sure. But what has he actually done? He, well Gordon, has poured money into the NHS, only for productivity barely to move, and to leave hospitals facing mounting debts and laying off staff.

After initial improvements educational standards have been static if not falling for the past few years. Education, education, education? After its 50 % target packed kids into University, the government, unprepared to pay for it, levied high tuition fees which (irrationally) puts off the poorest from going.

Steady growth and low unemployment followed two brave decisions (taken by the Chancellor) in 1997: to free the Bank of England and to follow Tory spending plans. Since then the economy has absorbed the fundamentally contractionary policies of the government- increased bureaucracy and tax rises.

Transport? We’ll skip that one shall we? No point kicking a man when he’s down.

Well…the environment. The government set a target of 20 % CO2 reduction by 2010, but are unlikely to meet their 12.5 % Kyoto commitment. Why? Because no one is prepared to cap emissions radically enough for fear of political reprisals, despite the fact the increased cost can be offset by reducing other taxes. In fact this is what the government did with its Climate Change Levy. So the idea’s there, but not the will.

And that says a lot about this government. Even when they hit on the right idea they don’t have the bottle. But why? Two thumping majorities and they played safe. And now you’ve blown your capital. As Paris says, “the worst of it is the waste. The waste of brains, of talent, idealism and nervous energy.”

What happened to our referendum on PR that would have seen the Tories consigned to the history books? Tony liked his majority; he thought it would never end.

And of course, Iraq. At the time I disagreed. I marched. Well, I was there anyway. But I always thought he either knew something I didn’t, or that at least we were going to do it properly, a little bit of thought perhaps. I’ve never believed it was some war over oil, or to revenge Bush’s dad, or whatever the ignorant America-bashers think- it’s funny how the left in their critique of the right always end up mimicking them. But what have we achieved? A country perhaps on the brink of civil war, allied soldiers guilty of torture and abuse of prisoners, a country as reconstructed as Lord Tebbitt. A shocking embarrassment, compounded by Gallic sneers of I told you so.

And what happened to 24 hour drinking? For fear of the Daily Mail they passed a law giving too much power to the Councils, such that they refused applications to extend opening by even an hour. How the hell we won the Olympics I don’t know. Oh yeah, a Frenchman voted the wrong way.

Cash for peerages. Secret loans that not even the party treasurer knew about. Sleaze, or at least the whiff of it. Enough to tip the balance, to turn the maid into the hag. “Would he still get the benefit of our doubt over the Bernie Ecclestone affair?” asks Paris. Don’t bet on it.

“What kind of a man makes Silvio Berlusconi his friend?” Celebrity Tony of course, he who likes the high life, the millionaire mansions. Remember Cool Britannia? What kind of man, who, after wanting to become a rock star, enters politics? Someone who believes in themselves, and wants that person to be seen. “He is an actor whose first invention- himself- has been his only interesting role.”

Is this it then Tony? Are you a self-loving charlatan with a religious bent, or just incompetent? Or did things just get a bit too much? Circumstances conspired against you. I think you blinked. You never followed your radical rhetoric at home, and abroad, led by George, you did, for all the good it’s done.

So, the legacy? A watered down education bill to reform a failing education system, ID cards that can only possibly have the dubious benefits claimed if they’re compulsory which they’re not, an indebted NHS, increased military commitments with no exit strategy, impasse in Europe over further reform, a reduced majority, a rebellious party and in his image an opponent capable of defeating Labour at the next election.

Perhaps it’s just tiredness, or boredom, or spent hope, maybe a sense of betrayal, but perhaps Anthony, you should have just stuck with the guitar.

To be in business in Italy

Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006

Bad hair transplant Berlusconi is up to his old tricks again. Last weekend he decided to slightly annoy the business community by declaring that the Confindustria all supported the Centre Left coalition. Now i’ve met a few business leaders in the past and they’re generally a little bit right wing (some are closet lefties im sure). So you can imagine this made them slightly angry. In fact it made them so angry that a few have started contemplating voting for Prodi….Berlusconi really knows how to run an election campaign!!

A couple of those business men have now come out to say that Berlusconi is close to having a nervous break down!!

It must be tough being Berlusconi. You wake up in one of your villas in the morning and watch your very own TV station proclaiming how great you are. Then you hold andiences with the Pope or George Bush, or perhaps the Blairs might pop in for a holiday. Only a few weeks to go now Mr Berlusconi…how much more outrageous can this man go?!

Budget ‘06

Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006

Another year, another budget - but what’s in Gordon’s red box for Vox Polis readers?  Pleasingly, there’s £50m pounds for our perennial favourite microgeneration.  It’s certainly good to see support for home generation at the level of the chancellor but to put it in perspective £50m is only £2 per home in the UK.  At this stage there’s not much word on how the new money will be distributed which has been the problem with previous subsidies for homeowners attempting to reduce their energy usage.

The budget also brought an increase in vehicle duty for more inefficient cars.  Again good news but with a maximum tax of £210 once again it doesn’t go far enough.  Also fuel tax increases have been deferred until September, an increase in the cost of petrol would have been far more effective in discouraging people from making wasteful journeys.

Finally there’s news that the climate change levy (the tax on use unclean energy by industry) will finally begin to increase with inflation from next year.  The slant that isn’t been put on this is that for this year (and since its introduction) the levy will be decreasing in real terms.

So all in all the budget indicates that the government are still failing to face up to the hard measures needed to bring about genuine reductions in our country’s impact on the climate.  Call me cynical but I’m not surprised.

Cocacobana

Tuesday, March 21st, 2006

It’d be fair to describe Bolivia’s cocaine output as a source of some friction in their relations with the USA.  Certainly it’s unlikely that Condoleeza Rice would be there in person for negotiations if Bolivia’s main export was cheese.  In light of this what would be the best gift for the visiting secretary of state than a guitar inlaid with coca leaves?  Sadly we’ll never know Rice’s reaction when she took a closer look at the gift on the plane home.

Via Music Thing.

Not without a sense of irony

Tuesday, March 21st, 2006

Seems EDS are at it again - failure to deliver, incorrect specifications, overambitious plans.  There’s a twist in this tale though.  EDS are seeking compensation from the MOD after the latter failed to deliver on contractual obligations.  According to the MOD the amount of compensation required is not significant in relation to the total value of the contract but in the context of £4bn “not significant” could mean pretty much anything.  When are government bodies going to learn to stop returning calls from EDS salesmen?

Read the whole sorry tale at The Register.

Free and Fair elections announced in Belarus

Monday, March 20th, 2006

Well what else did you expect?! Did you think that an old tyrannt like Lukashenko would suddenly abandon all the things that have kept him in power for decades?

But we should also bear in mind that a lot of people probably voted for him out of choice. Why?

  • Well he’s kept the trains running on time
  • Because the west have told them to vote for the opposition- remember the Guardian during the American election decided to get non-Americans to write to American voters to tell them how to vote- yeah that worked well, really won the election for Kerry. Well it wouldnt surprise me if the Belarusians felt the same way.

Ok the elections may not have been free and fair- but at least there are no longer any dictators in Europe! Honest!

Recycling Coke

Sunday, March 19th, 2006

It’s good to see that Coca Cola are doing their bit for the environment. The government has given them £145,000 to develop eco-friendly plastic bottles. But they already have a scheme that reduces waste in operation in Germany. In Germany fizzy drinks come in hard plastic bottles, which when returned to shops, the customer gets a small amount of money back and the bottles are returned to Coke who sterilise them and refill them. Why don’t we adopt this scheme?

Berlusconi feels the heat

Tuesday, March 14th, 2006

Old Berlusconi is having a busy couple of days. Yesterday he swore on the “life of his children” that he knew nothing about the recent Mills bribe story. Honestly he really doesn’t think much of his kids does he.

Then he didn’t like some of the questions he was getting from a chat show journalist and stormed off….shame he didn’t own that one!

And now tonight Berlusconi and Prodi have thier TV debate…Berlusconi has denounced it as “a waxworks show” because of all the rules the Prodi camp have forced him to agree to. Ok, I agree that these rules can become a bit petty (what colour shirts and ties everyone has to wear etc etc)…but let’s not forget what Dear Berlusconi wanted to do at the end of the debate….As current leader he wanted to finish the debate with a televised press conference given by him alone!