Desperate Berlusconi seeks out every vote
I’ll have to remember this trick when i’m caught with my trousers down. It seems that sex deprived Berlusconi has been conducting his own poll this week- that of call girls.
You can imagine the conversation can’t you:
Mrs Berlusconi: Silvio, Silvio! Why is the phone bill so high?
Silvio Berlusconi: I…I’ve.. i’ve been conducting a poll. yes that’s right a poll…of.. call girls, and they all think i’m great! Therefore i’m going to win the elections. They especially loved my policy on the black economy.
Well at least someone likes him.