The Biggest Blockbuster of the year
From the creators of Agent Orange and those who brought you the “terminator gene” comes a new story of a heroic multinational’s campaign to save European farmers from the tyranny of growing traditional crops and using ancient farming methods. Monsanto stars as itself in this new battle to replace all maize with its “Genetically enhanced” and superior super seeds that will end hunger across Europe. It will take the fight to Europe to help the over worked and under paid farmers, and at last feed the impoverished masses of Europe by growing 24 million acres of its Roundup Ready maize.
This story also tells of one nation’s fight to defeat the evil protectionists who have tried to enslave market forces by harnessing the power of the precautionary principle to delay the growing of GE crops. This is the story of the last of the superpowers; using its World Trade powers, the US fights to force the evildoers to accept GE food and liberate the supermarket shelves. This summer we can expect an action packed adventure when the US harnesses the secret WTO powers to bring fair competition to the world.
Coming to fields near you soon.
Get ready to take Genetics to new levels!
Are you ready to be Modified?
This is based on real events.
January 29th, 2006 at 1:16 pm
[...] With the imminent WTO decision, the EU’s recent announcement over organic food and Monsanto’s renewed attempt to grow Genetically Engineered (GE) seeds in Europe (see 14 January blog) it seems as if the GE food debate is going to be revigorated in 2006. Vox Polis readers need to know the truth about GE; why is there so much oppostion? why should we be worried? [...]