This blessed plot!
Great post on shelly’s site about Scotland and London. I love reading about American’s visit and view of the UK. Some of the highlights:
- Grimy windows promised nothing good especially after reading the menu which mainly consisted of fish and chips (note chips are what we Americans call freedom-fries), baked beans and sausage and the unofficial Scottish national dish, deep fried pizza with a portion of deep fried Mars bars… No wonder the people here are so fat.
- There is no denying Scots are ugly and bad mannered. In America you just see bums and Liberals spitting on the streets, burping, scratching their crotch or even farting in public. Not in Scotland. 90% of the people never seem to have heard the word manners.
- Irn Bru is a lemonade that mainly consists of poisonous chemicals which are causing cancer and damaging your brain cells.
May 29th, 2006 at 1:31 am
ROFL it is the best satirical site on the net.
I loved the Little Britain pic at the bottom too
June 27th, 2006 at 5:40 pm
Sorry to hear of the bad experience in Glasgow. I have visited family in Scotland many times and like all countries it has its seedy side. Scotland is beautiful even parts of Glasgow.
The Highlands and Edinburagh (sp?) are beautiful and the people are welcoming and have an amazing sense of humor!
Not fair the way you described Scotland because you stayed in a ghetto part of Glasgow!