7 predictions for 2007
After our successful predictions last year, here are 7 things to look out for in 2007.
- Saddam Hussein’s zombie will make an appearance in the French General Election and beat Sarkozy.
- Lembit Opik will use the Lib Dem repeal appeal to make bigamy legal and subsequently marry both Cheeky Girls.
- Cliff Richard will summon God to extend copyright term to a 1000 years.
- Tony will reveal the identity of his “big, clunking fist” to be his old mate Silvio Berlusconi.
- NASA will discover life on Mars in a manned expedition, the debate over whether the life was intelligently designed or evolved will split America in two.
- There will be free and fair elections in Iraq.
- The police’s ancient law investigation unit will stop looking into the loans for honours scandal
and instead focus on the widespread consumption of mince pies on Christmas Day.
We’re off to spend last year’s winnings from William Hill on getting ourselves an honour from Tony. Have a happy new year.